Happy Birthday funny Card images, funny birthday messages
“Aging is inevitable. Maturity, on the other hand, is optional. Cheers to being forever young!”
“Another year older, but definitely not wiser. Let’s make some questionable decisions together! Happy birthday!”
“Happy birthday! May your wrinkles be outnumbered by your laughter lines!”
“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Happy budget-friendly birthday!”
“Just remember, you’re not over the hill; you’re simply standing at the peak of awesomeness! Happy birthday!”
“They say age is just a number. Well, in that case, let’s party like it’s 1999… or maybe 1899!”
Happy Birthday Funny Messages
Everyone is out with a fear,
because you were born at this time of the year!
Happy Birthday.
“Congratulations on reaching an age where your back goes out more than you do! Happy birthday!”
“Age is just a number. Unfortunately for you, that number is getting bigger today. Happy birthday, anyway!”
“Don’t worry about getting older. You’re still younger than the dinosaurs. Have a prehistoric birthday!”
This year when you’re blowing the candles on your cake,
just remember all the hungry people of the world.
When you’re turning on the disco lights,
just remember all the people who live in darkness. When you’re turning on the music,
just remember all the people who cannot hear. Have a blast on your birthday, anyway.
Happy Birthday.
“Remember when birthdays were all about cake and presents? Well, guess what? It still is! Let’s celebrate!”
All I can give you on your birthday, dear friend
is a promise that I will not disclose your real age!
Happy Birthday.
On your birthday,
I take this unique opportunity to remind you how fortunate you are, to have someone like me in your life.
One more year of life, one more year closer to your grave!
Happy Birthday, by the way!
I promise to make your birthday really special,
only if you promise to share half of your gifts with me.
Happy Birthday.
“Life’s a picnic, so let’s celebrate your birthday with a basket full of fun and a blanket of joy!”
“Time to taco ’bout how awesome you are! Let’s fiesta like there’s no mañana!”
“Sending you oceans of love and lakes of laughter on your special day! Happy birthday, you shore are fin-tastic!”
No cakes for you,
this birthday because you’re supposed to grow wiser with age,
not wider! Happy Birthday.
“Wishing you a birthday that’s nacho average celebration! Let’s guac and roll!”
“Another year older, but don’t worry, you’re still a-peeling to us! Have a bananas birthday!”
“Happy birthday! Donut forget to celebrate with sprinkles of joy and frosting on top!”
“Why do cats love birthdays? They love to purrty.”
