16 Funny Birthday Quotes, Sayings, and Greetings
1)Congratulations on being even more experienced. I’m not sure what you learned this year, but every experience transforms us into the people we are today. Happy birthday!
2)You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy birthday!
3)As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!
4)Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous chick to another!
5)Cheers on your birthday. One step closer to adult underpants.
6)On your birthday, I thought of giving you the cutest gift in the world. But then I realized that is not possible, because you yourself are the cutest gift in the world.
7)Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!
8)Happy birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to
9)You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, happy birthday!
10)The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
11)You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
12)You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!
13)Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, "Happy Birthday."
14)Don't forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
15)It's okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.
16)Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday . . . and assume I said them. Happy birthday!
1)Congratulations on being even more experienced. I’m not sure what you learned this year, but every experience transforms us into the people we are today. Happy birthday!
2)You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy birthday!
3)As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!
4)Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous chick to another!
5)Cheers on your birthday. One step closer to adult underpants.
6)On your birthday, I thought of giving you the cutest gift in the world. But then I realized that is not possible, because you yourself are the cutest gift in the world.
7)Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!
8)Happy birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to
9)You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, happy birthday!
10)The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
11)You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
12)You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!
13)Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, "Happy Birthday."
14)Don't forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
15)It's okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.
16)Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday . . . and assume I said them. Happy birthday!